Friday, March 16, 2007

Vocabulary 101

This is going to be a hard one!

You need to be VERY creative, and I'll need a lot of answers. Can you handle it?

I want 101 ways to use a tissue. Should I rephrase that into a question? How about: Can you [as a group] come up with 101 ways to use a tissue. List as many ideas as you have, and continue counting from where it was left off.

Confused?... I am!

abigail s. says "1. blow nose"
becky l. says "2. dry tears"
abigail s. says "3........" and so on.

Get it? Got it? good! I want 101 uses for a tissue! Make me proud!


Abigail S said...

1. Blow my nose
2. Dry my tears
3. Clean out my ears

Toni said...

4. To pick up a dead bug.
5. Blot my lipstick.
6. To use when I run out of toilet tissue.

(This was fun! Can't believe I didn't find it sooner!)

meno said...

7. To get the hair off of the shower drain.
8. To wipe the kitty's eyes.
9. To do a quick swipe in the bathroom when guests are coming over and there's toothpaste on the counter.

Mother of Invention said...

10. To make art carnations
11. To wrap up kids' teeth that have fallen out at school!
12. To clean up kid's marker messes and exploded pens!
13. To wipe off my glasses.
14. To blot my finger after I do a blood sugar test! OUCH!
15. Wipe off the computer screen dust!
16. Wipe up coffee small spills at my computer desk.
17. Set my night mouth guard on.
18. Squish spiders that are crawling up my wall or counter!

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

19. Shred it up whenever you get an obsessive compulsive urge.
20. Use it to cough politely.
21. Use it to protect your hands from germs in a public bathroom.
22. Try to stop blood when you get a paper cut.
23. Use it with nail polish remover if no cotton balls are handy.

Twilight said...

24. To line my sandwich box before putting food in the box.
25. To wrap up my dainty items like pendants or brooches when travelling.
26. Cutlery stand: to absorb the water from the forks or spoons or knives after washing...if you know what I mean.

Becky L said...

[great ideas so far everyone! keep them coming!]

27. Wipe that lipstick off of your teeth. talk about embarrassing.

28. put on the ground with some tape/glue on it so that when someone steps on it, you can laugh at them walking with it stuck to them. hehe.

29. use as a potholder when you dont have one. yeah, i've done this. say, you have a cup thats super hot! hold it with some tissues in hand.

Rhea said...

30. To wipe my puppy's tushy.

'liya said...

30. To make 'wedding dress' outfits for Barbie Dolls (hey I used to do that when I was a kid!)

31. To leave lying around your room so that an annoying sibling doesn't want to come inside for fear of being contaminated.

32. To hold in hand all day and pretend to be sick so that people feel sorry for you and are nice :D

33. To dab at your eyes in the movies when we get to the sad parts.

34. This works for eyes that get teary eyed chopping up onions too!

35. To stuff in shoes that hurt to make them more wearable.

Ashish said...

36. To removed excess oil from some fried food item
37. To wrap a McDonald's burger in

Anonymous said...

38) to whipe gunk off your face after picking a zit
39) for girls--to stuff your bra
40) for guys-- same concept, but elsewhere

Anonymous said...

41) To Stuff your HAIR ( one seen that commercial? lol)

42)To blot your nose/T-zone (oily skinned ppl should be able to relate)

43) To use as "toe-separaters" when applying nail polish and you cant find the actual separator.

Becky L said...

44. diaper for a baby doll
45. wave as a peace sign after fight w/ husband
46. bookmark
47. coffee filter [hey, if you're desperate for coffee, anything will do]