Don't get caught with a bear butt: Hiking- Part One
So, envision this:
You are in the middle of the woods with your significant other, in a most "compromising" situation. To your horror, you hear a not-so-distant sound of crunching leaves and realize that someone is coming closer and closer to you. You look around and give a sigh of relief, followed by a sudden surge of terror...
BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!
Think quick: what do you do?
a. Do a little dance for him; maybe it'll make him happy
b. Leave your significant other to deal with the bear, and make a great escape by yourself
c. Faint-- at least if you're passed out, you wont feel him mauling you
d. Go at him with sticks and stones-- maybe they WILL break his bones, before he breaks yours
e. Something else that quick runs through your mind
6 comments:
Fainting is probably the best option. Think you are suppose to play dead if you see a bear. At least certain types of bears.
I'd probably freak and start screaming...but that might scare him away!
Begrudgingly, I throw him my Butterfinger bar. It'll actually me my mumbling after that which will chase the bear away.
Where's haul booty??
toni-- haul booty would fall under option b: make the great escape by yourself
I'd probably run too. but its funny to think about dancing for the bear
Ooops- guess I need to go see the eye doctor!
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