Monday, April 2, 2007

Don't get caught with a bear butt: Hiking- Part One

So, envision this:

You are in the middle of the woods with your significant other, in a most "compromising" situation. To your horror, you hear a not-so-distant sound of crunching leaves and realize that someone is coming closer and closer to you. You look around and give a sigh of relief, followed by a sudden surge of terror...

BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!

Think quick: what do you do?

a. Do a little dance for him; maybe it'll make him happy
b. Leave your significant other to deal with the bear, and make a great escape by yourself
c. Faint-- at least if you're passed out, you wont feel him mauling you
d. Go at him with sticks and stones-- maybe they WILL break his bones, before he breaks yours
e. Something else that quick runs through your mind

6 comments:

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

Fainting is probably the best option. Think you are suppose to play dead if you see a bear. At least certain types of bears.

Mother of Invention said...

I'd probably freak and start screaming...but that might scare him away!

Michael C said...

Begrudgingly, I throw him my Butterfinger bar. It'll actually me my mumbling after that which will chase the bear away.

Toni said...

Where's haul booty??

Becky L said...

toni-- haul booty would fall under option b: make the great escape by yourself

I'd probably run too. but its funny to think about dancing for the bear

Toni said...

Ooops- guess I need to go see the eye doctor!