You have your favorite cup of coffee [or tea or hot chocolate or whatever you prefer] and are so at peace while sipping away at it. You step outside to quick check the mail, carrying your mug with you. Sure, its getting a little cold but you just can't seem to part with it.
Your coffee splashes over onto your hand. [ouch, its hot!] You look in the mug to see what the problem is, only to discover that some BIRD POOPED and it landed in your cup.
Your blessed drink is ruined! What do you do?
A. Fall to your knees in a weeping mess
B. Track down the bird and throw the scalding hot drink on it
C. Drink it anyway; a little doo-doo never hurt anyone
D. Resign yourself to the fact and just make another cup