Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Spring Cleaning

Even though it may still be brisk outside, you are looking forward to Spring. Put away those snowmen and get ready for something new...

Break out those bunnies! Find as many bright and flowery decorations as you can-- they are just what you need to brighten your mood. Butterflies, rainbows, small little plants [fake or real].

Come on! Get ready! Head down to your basement and bring out the boxes...

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Outpouring from the boxes comes hundreds of cockroaches. What are you going to do with them?

a. Get out the fondue pot! Poke a stick through them and dip them in chocolate. YUM!
b. Unfortunately you have no shoes on, but you decide to stomp on them, letting their guts squish between your toes.
c. Run like a crazy man/woman away from them!
d. Call the police-- this is an emergency after all.
e. Set the house on fire. That should kill each one of them.

This is a serious problem, not to be taken lightly. Really, what would YOU do in such circumstances?

13 comments:

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

run like hell. I hate roaches!

janelle said...

thats gross

Skittles said...

Run like hell!!!

Rapunzel said...

OMG! I'd definitely be running! YUCK!

twilite said...

Hi Abby n Becky! Just curious...is the photo on sidebar the two of you? You do look alike...

Becky L said...

Everyone is so boring! Not one of you wants to fondue or squish them or set the house on fire.

My favorite option is to fondue them. So funny. I'd never do it though


and FYI-- YES, the picture is of abby and me. She's on the left and I'm on the right.

Ahmed said...

I'd be running so fast....I'd consider moving. But probably not do something that drastic...maybe go live somewhere else to the fumigator or bug guy or something takes care of the problem.

Mother of Invention said...

I'd need shoes to squish them, so guess I'd scream for my husband!!! Then run!

Abigail S said...

I'm all for the fondue. People eat bugs in other countries! Why not us?

In college, I did eat chocolate covered bugs. They tasted like Krackle!

Anonymous said...

ewww...clean your house lady!

Abigail S said...

~anonymous~ This situation, as in many questions, is completely made up. I can safely say Becky and I have never had cockroaches in any house we ever lived in. Sorry if you mistook it as real.

Crazy Working Mom said...

Run like hell...straight to the toilet to puke. Roaches turn my stomach. Eeeewww...answer A nearly made me run there.

Abigail S said...

crazy working mom-- sorry that the question made you queezy!