Monday, February 5, 2007

Deer Tick Warning

THIS IS A REAL WARNING!!!!!

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.If this should happen to you, would you:

1) Do it!
2) Slam the door
3) Call the police
4) Ask him to do it first
5) Give me a creative answer

Be prepared for this to happen. Have a plan worked out so you are always ready. Good luck, and God bless!Please warn all your friends!

11 comments:

Twilight said...

Hi Abigail! Thank you for your warning.

Is there grills on your door? If there is, then I'd call the police i.e. assuming the force is efficient.

If I have martial art, I'd use at this instance.

Why are there such sic(!) people around?

Have a good day. C U...

Abigail S said...

~twilight~ martial arts... good idea!

I'm sick, yall. :-( I have bronchitis AND Tonsilitis!

sucketh mucheth.

Abigail S said...

PS... yall need to check out the link on "warn" towards the bottom. It is hillarious! It's about a stick-figure man who poses for all those crazy warning labels! Freakin' funny!

'liya said...

I don't get it. This is a joke right?!

Nobody would really fall for something like that would they??

gr said...

Say you can't dance and undress until there have been a few cocktails, so unless they are inviting you out for drinks and dinner.....

gr said...

OH! and get better! lotsa lemonade until 5pm, then a petit medicinal shot of whiskey, definately good for your health and well-being.

Abigail S said...

~liya~ Yes, this is a joke. I'd gotten this as an email from a friend a year+ ago, and always kept it cuz it's ridiculously funny!

~gr~ Good call! ... And lemonade and whiskey? Interesting...

gr said...

there is a rumor...lalalalala....going around on my blog that your real name is ....lalalala...Abigail Sneezy....

Abigail S said...

~gr~ I came prepared. I have a doctor's note to prove my illness! But that doesn't mean that I won't enjoy my day of rest. Tomorrow is back to work day :-(
Well, at least I had Mon. and Tues. off!

Cathy said...

I don't know for sure but if some man comes to my door and REALLY wants to see this 54 YO body naked and dancing, I might consider it!

Abigail S said...

~cathy~ I see your point. If he's gonna risk getting thrown in jail, why not reward him? Then call the cops!